Bird

The inscription reads:

HERE LIES

THE LAST BIRD

THAT POOPED ON

MY CLEAN CAR

Cat

The inscription reads:

HERE LIES

THE LAST CAT

THAT POOPED

IN MY GARDEN

Deer

The inscription reads:

HER LIES

THE LAST DEER

THAT ATE

MY GARDEN

Dog

The inscription reads:

HERE LIES

THE LAST DOG

THAT POOPED

ON MY LAWN

Squirrel

The inscription reads:

HERE LIES THE

LAST SQUIRREL

THAT BURIED HIS

NUTS IN

MY GARDEN